"Arrr, a fourth scallywag of Uncle Sam be found cold in Lithuanians' grasp! Avast, what a bumpy voyage!"
2025-04-01
Arrr, matey! A soldier and his three scallywags set sail in a grand 70-ton beast, but alas! They found themselves adrift in a treacherous bog, right by the Belarus border. ‘Twas a mighty fine training mission, until the muck claimed their ship! Avast, what a fine mess!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale most peculiar! A band of four brave souls, led by a soldier with dreams of glory, set sail upon the treacherous land in a mighty 70-ton beast o' metal—an iron leviathan, if ye will! But lo! Their voyage took a turn most unfortunate when they found themselves plunderin' the depths of a bog, as perilous as the stormy seas! Aye, they sank quicker than a ship with a hole in her hull!