Arrr! The Holy Sea Captain be sailin' back to the high seas Sunday, sayin' farewell to the landlubber docs!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! Hear ye! A doc at a Rome hospital, where the Pope be fightin’ for breath like a fish outta water, be sayin’ the holy captain’ll sail free on the morrow! Aye, the winds o’ good fortune be blowin’ his way!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round for a tale of the Holy Father, Pope Francis, who be strugglin' with a fierce storm o' sickness, but now be sailin' back to calmer waters! Dr. Sergio Alfieri, the ol' ship’s doctor, declared on a fine Saturday that the Pope be castin' off from Gemelli Hospital come Sunday, ready to bless his faithful crew from the 10th deck! Aye, the Vatican be a-buzzin’ with news!Now, it weren’t all smooth sailin’ for the pontiff, as he faced two perilous episodes that nearly sent him to Davy Jones' locker! With the aid of high flow oxygen and magical potions, he be makin' a slow recovery. Alfieri, alongside his trusty mates, warned that the Holy Sea Cap'n needs two months of rest, lest he be meetin' too many rowdy landlubbers too soon!
With a history of lung troubles and a nasty bout of pneumonia, the Pope battled like a true buccaneer. He was even under the care of a ventilatin' contraption at one point! But fear not, for he be stabilizin’ and cuttin’ back on the ol' oxygen supply. So grab yer grog, me hearties, for Sunday shall mark the first time ye see the Pope in the flesh since he boarded the hospital ship! A grand day for all, indeed! Arrr!