The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Trump be sayin’ a jolly ol’ friendship with that Kim scallywag ain’t too shabby, matey!"

2024-08-31

Arrr, mateys! This week, the ex-captain Trump be chattin' at a Pennsylvania shindig 'bout his chummy ties with that scallywag Kim Jong Un, claimin' that bein' pals be a right jolly treasure! Aye, who knew makin' friends with a landlubber could be such a fine catch!

Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties, for I’ve a tale of the former captain of the high seas o’ politics, Donald Trump, who be chattin’ about his jolly ol’ connection with the scallywag dictator, Kim Jong Un of North Korea. At a grand rally in the land of Pennsylvania, he declared that makin’ friends with the land of mystery be a "good thing." Aye, he be puffin’ up his chest, sayin’ he was the first to take a stroll over yonder to meet that notorious landlubber.

With a wink and a nod, Trump recounted how he once called Kim “little rocket man” and the lad retorted with threats of his mighty red button. But lo and behold, like a pair o’ sea dogs, they met and exchanged pleasantries! Trump be claimin’ that if he were still captain of the ship, he’d have the situation with North Korea all shipshape by now.

But beware, for the rival crew led by Kamala Harris be takin’ potshots at Trump, claimin’ he be too chummy with tyrants. The seas be stormy, and neither side has charted a clear course for future dealings with the North Koreans. So, hoist the flags, and let’s see where this ship sails next! Arrr!

Read the Original Article