A landlubber from the States be caught with green treasure in Moscow, now face the Kraken of narcotics charges, arrr!
2025-02-14
Arrr, a landlubber from the colonies be caught in the clutches o' Russia, claimin' he smuggled sugary treasures laced with the devil's weed through the gates o' Moscow! Aye, those gummy treats be firin' up more than just the sweet tooth, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous shores of Moscow! A scallywag of a U.S. citizen, aged 28, found himself in a pickle at Vnukovo Airport, caught red-handed with a stash of cannabis gummies, no less! A sniffer dog, sharper than a cutlass, alerted the Russian Federal Customs, and the poor lad was yeasted into captivity on the 7th of February!This rogue had sailed in from Istanbul, thinkin' he could sneak past the watchful eyes of the customs dogs. But alas! The mighty K-9 sniffed out his contraband, leading to a grand ol' kerfuffle. The lad claims a U.S. doc had given him these sweet treasures, but the Russian authorities be less than amused. Smugglin' narcotics, they charged him, with a potential sentence of five to ten years in the brig!