"Ahoy mateys! On this fine Monday, be warned—more scallywags be vanishin' in L.A. than a treasure map's secrets!"
2025-01-12
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round! Ye won’t believe how a bit o’ cured ham put the wind back in an ancient organ in France! Aye, 'tis true! That salty treasure got the ol’ pipes a’playin’ again, makin' even the seagulls dance a jig! Savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of cured ham and an antique organ in the land of France, where the wine flows like the seas and the baguettes be crustier than a barnacle on a rusty ship!