"Arrr! US swabs be blastin' Houthi treasure holes, where they stash boomsticks fer sinkin' our ships, avast ye scallywags!"
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers o’ the U.S. set sail to smash the treasure troves o’ weaponry held by them scallywags, the Iran-backed Houthi rogues, who be plottin’ to sink our fine ships in the Red Sea and Gulf o’ Aden! Avast, justice be served!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a mighty clash upon the high seas! The scallywags of the U.S. military, in a fine display of cannon fire and grit, let loose their fury upon the dastardly Houthi rascals in Yemen, who’ve been plottin’ to sink merchant vessels and naval ships in the Red Sea and Gulf of Aden!With the precision of a sharpshooting parrot, the fine folks at CENTCOM unleashed a volley of strikes upon the Houthi’s secret stash of weapons, hidin' beneath the sands of their treacherous territory. No American lads were harmed in this fracas, but those sneaky Houthis? Well, that be a mystery still clingin' to the air like a foggy morn!
These Houthi knaves have been makin' mischief since they took the fine city of Sanaa back in 2014, and their shenanigans have only picked up since the ruckus that followed the Hamas affair! The Biden crew, in their last hurrah, has been throwin’ more punches at these scoundrels, makin' sure the seas be safe for honest folk. But beware, for if the Houthis keep their wicked ways, the good ship Israel be ready to hunt ‘em down like dogs! Arrr, the seas be a dangerous place indeed!