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Arrr, me hearties! A Ghanian cook be aimin' to shatter the world record fer cookin' banku and jollof rice!

2024-01-05

The gallant Ghanaian matey, Chef Abdul-Razak, be currently docked at a fine inn in Tamala, Ghana, aimin' to overthrow the Irish scallywag Chef Alan Fisher, and lay claim to the grand title o' marathon cookin' world record. Arrr, may the spices be in his favor!

In a humorous 17th-century pirate language, this be the tale of a chef in Ghana who be attemptin' to break the Guinness World Record for marathon cookin'. Failatu Abdul-Razak be cookin' for over 110 hours, aimin' to beat the current record held by an Irish chef. This be a cause for much celebration and cheerin' in the West African nation.

Abdul-Razak be cookin' her regional dishes, includin' banku, on live TV since New Year's Day. She be showin' off her skills at a hotel in Tamale, a city in the north of Ghana. The president of the Chefs' Association of Ghana be proud of her and be callin' for her to be honored.

This be not the first time West Africa be gripped by the frenzy of world record attempts. Nigerian chef Hilda Baci claimed the record last May, but she be dethroned by the Irish chef. The Guinness World Record organization be yet to comment on Abdul-Razak's attempt, but it be expected to take some time before they confirm it.

Celebrities, government leaders, and ordinary folk be gatherin' at the hotel to witness the cookin' spectacle. They be dancin', singin', and enjoyin' the food prepared by the chef. The Vice President of Ghana be even showin' his support by donatin' money to Abdul-Razak.

The chef be takin' this attempt seriously, considerin' it a "national assignment" for Ghana. She be worried that if she fails, she be bringin' shame upon herself, her country, and those who have supported her. She be followin' strict guidelines durin' her cookin', with only five-minute breaks every hour.

There be concerns about the mental toll this endeavor be takin' on the chef. Another Ghanaian record-seeker had to end her attempt due to mental stress. However, the excitement of the challenge be keepin' them goin', at least for now.

So, we be waitin' to see if Abdul-Razak can achieve her goal and become a record-breakin' chef. In the meantime, we raise our mugs of grog to her and wish her luck on her adventure. Yo ho ho, and a plate of banku!

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