Arrr! Chile's lights be snuffed, matey! Millions be in the dark while officials flounder like fish outta water!
2025-02-25
Arrr! A mighty blackout befell the land o' Chile on Tuesday, leavin' millions in the dark, as if Davy Jones himself snuffed out the lanterns! News be blowin' ‘round like a drunken sailor's tale! Avast, me hearties, where be the rum in this darkness?
Ahoy mateys! A great tempest hath struck the fair land o’ Chile, leavin’ millions of its fine folk in the dark! On a Tuesday, no less, as if the seas themselves be angry! From the northern reaches of Arica down to the southern Los Lagos, the mighty power be cut as if a pirate be at the switch!By thunder, the land’s own electricity distributor, Saesa, confirmed that a colossal power failure had ensnared all its patrons—yarr, over a million souls left wonderin’ where their light hath fled! The swabs at the national disaster response service claimed it was a “disruption in the supply,” though I reckon it was probably a ghost ship with a grudge!
The fair Minister of the Interior, Carolina Tohá, be rallyin’ the crew of officials and power suppliers like a captain gatherin’ his crew to right the ship. Meanwhile, the Transportation Ministry be warnin’ landlubbers to steer clear of the roads, for the traffic lights be as dark as Davy Jones’s locker!
So heed this call for calm, ye Chileans! Avoid the dreaded traffic jams, lest ye find yerself caught in a storm of frustration. Arr, let there be light again soon, or I’ll be lookin’ for a treasure map to the nearest tavern!