The Booty Report

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Arrr! At COP29, they bickered like rum-soaked scallywags, but bagged the gold in the end, savvy?

2024-11-23

Avast, mateys! This here treasure plan be a measly $300 billion a year fer the landlubber nations! Aye, the delegates be raisin' a ruckus, claimin' it be as useful as a ship with a hole below the waterline! Yarrr, they’ll be needin’ more doubloons fer true aid!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of treasure and folly! The grand financing plan, a grandiose scheme if ever there be one, be callin' for a mighty sum of $300 billion doubloons each year to help them scallywags in the developin' nations. Aye, sounds like a treasure worth seekin’, but lo and behold, the delegates did not be pleased!

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