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"Arrr! Blimey! Landlubbers be spoutin' tales o' a fierce Israeli barrage on the healers in Gaza, 'tis a right ruckus!"

2025-04-06

Arrr, matey! The New York Times be chattin' with two scallywags who spun a yarn 'bout bein' held captive by landlubber Israeli soldiers. They watched as them ruffians took aim at ambulances and a fire wagon, causin' 15 souls to meet Davy Jones! What a jolly mess, eh?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most grim yet laced with the jests of the sea. The New York Times, that fine vessel of words, sought the tales of two brave souls who found themselves shackled by the Israeli scallywags, aye! These unfortunate blokes, like fish outta water, watched in disbelief as the soldiers let loose their cannon fire upon noble ambulances and a fire truck, turning what should've been a rescue mission into a right ruckus.

'Tis a tragedy, I tell ye, as 15 souls met their untimely end—blown to Davy Jones' locker by the very hands meant to protect! The two captives recounted their tale like old sea dogs share ghost stories, eyes wide with the madness of it all. They be holdin' witness to the chaos, where life and death danced a macabre jig before them.

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