Arrr! Iran be stashin' cannons and flying contraptions behind a trade mask to dodge the king's pesky taxes!
2024-11-21
Arrr, me hearties! Iran be settin’ sail fer the merchant seas to hide its cannonball makin’ shenanigans, dodgin’ the West’s wrath while the world be in a ruckus o’er Ukraine and the Middle East. A sneaky scallywag’s game, if I ever saw one! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous waters of Iran! It seems the scallywags o' Tehran be usin' their commercial sector to hide their dastardly ballistic missile schemes, hopin' to slip past international sanctions like a ghost ship in the night!Yarr, whispers from the depths reveal that the Iranian regime be usin' unsuspectin' civilian companies as cover for their wicked arms dealings. The ol' National Council o' Resistance o' Iran (NCRI) be claimin' that firms in the oil, gas, and electronics trades be unwittingly feedin' this war machine, while their workers toil away, clueless about the role they be playin' in the grand scheme of things!
These rascals have been creatin' aluminum tanks for the "dairy industry"—but ye can be sure that be no place for such metal! With tensions risin' like the tide, Iran be makin' missiles and drones, all while laughin' in the face of sanctions! The U.K. and EU be throwin' down fresh sanctions, but the crafty Iranians be keepin' their secrets closer than a treasure map.
So, keep yer eyes peeled, ye landlubbers, for the winds o' war be blowin' strong, and the Iranians be sailin' into uncharted waters!