"Ahoy, mateys! Texas County be raisin' the alarm 'gainst the foul brew o' toxic fertilizer, arr!"
2025-02-14
Arrr, matey! Johnson County be beggin' for a lifeline from the federal seas, claimin’ their precious fields be cursed with “forever potions” from that foul witchcraft known as sewage sludge! Aye, they be needin’ a remedy before their crops turn into barnacle-covered treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I hath news from the grand shores of Johnson County! This fair land be raisin' the black flag o' desperation, cryin' out for the aid of the mighty federal fleet! Aye, they be claimin' their precious farmlands be sullied by what they be callin' “forever chemicals.” Arrr, ye heard right! These pesky potions be stickin' ‘round longer than a barnacle on a ship’s hull!