The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! As Modi sails to parley with Trump, U.S. be sendin’ scallywags back to India, causing a right ruckus!"

2025-02-06

Arrr, word be spreadin' of scallywags mistreatin' poor souls sent adrift, causin' a ruckus in India 'fore Captain Modi sets sail to the grand shores of Washington. Aye, the seas be churnin' with discontent, and the parley be as lively as a crew o' rum-fueled buccaneers!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a tempest brewin’ on the high seas of politics! Reports be comin’ in that deported sailors—nay, I mean migrants—were sufferin’ from a right bit o’ mistreatment. Aye, it stirred a ruckus in the land of spices, known as India, just before their captain, Prime Minister Modi, set sail for the grand shores of Washington!

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