Arrr! The chemical scalawags be beggin' Captain Trump fer a free pass from their stinkin' pollution rules!
2025-04-05
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew set sail with rules to shoo away the nasty fumes that be causin’ the cancer curse, includin’ that wicked potion found in antifreeze and plastic trinkets! Aye, they be tryin’ to keep our salty souls from meetin' Davy Jones too soon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Biden crew and their mighty quest to shiver the timbers of toxic pollutants! Aye, in the days of Biden's reign, the clever landlubbers set forth a plan, a grand scheme to put a stop to the foul emissions that be causin’ a ruckus in the seas of air we be breathin'.This dastardly ingredient, aye, it be lurkin' in antifreeze and plastics, like a scallywag hidin’ treasure in a chest! Ye see, this be no ordinary foe; it carries a curse, a wicked cancer-causing poison that be threatenin' the health of all souls aboard. So, the Biden crew, with a hearty “Avast!” decided to hoist the sails and chart a new course to cleaner winds.
With their trusty limits and regulations, they aimed to banish these toxic beasts from the air we plunder, and to keep our shipshape crew safe from the clutches of ill fortune. So, let it be known across the seven seas, the Biden crew be fightin’ the good fight against the pollutants that plague our fair waters! A toast to clean air and a healthier crew, for a pirate’s life be a fine one, and we want it to last as long as our grog supplies!