Indiana scallywags be pushin' bill to keep wee lads from sailin' the treacherous waters of 3rd grade! Aye!
2024-02-28
Avast ye scallywags! Them bloomin' Indiana lawmakers be pushin' forward a bill to make more wee ones walk the plank for not passin' their literacy test. Aye, the young scurvy dogs be forced to stay another year in grade school. Shiver me timbers!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in Indiana be pushin' forward a bill that be makin' it harder for young scallywags to pass their literacy tests. The landlubbers be arguin' that too many young'uns be passin' through to the next grade even if they can't read a single word!Now, the bilge rats want to make second graders take the test, so they can see if they be makin' progress early on. If they fail, they'll have to walk the plank and take the test in third grade too.If the young scallywags still can't pass after three tries, they'll be stuck in the same grade like a ship caught in a storm. The bill be gettin' mixed reviews from the crew in the state House, but the Republican captain be supportin' it.Some say holdin' back the young scallywags can be hurtful, but others be thinkin' it be necessary to improve the literacy rate. The bill does have some exceptions for English-language learners and students with disabilities.Indiana be tryin' to change how them young scallywags be learnin' to read, but some be sayin' they need more time to adjust before implementin' these new rules. The Democrats be tryin' to delay the bill, but the Republican crew be pushin' forward!