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Avast ye, ye scurvy dogs! Only the early-risin' seadogs shall lay eyes on Acropolis, for the workers be striking o'er the scorchin' heat!

2023-07-21

Arrr, me hearties! Them seafarers and landlubbers be claimin' that the scorchin' heat in Athens and other ol' sites be a peril to their well-being and the tourists. Avast! These hearty souls be ceasin' their labors come noontide, at least for the present time.

Arr, me hearties, listen up! 'Tis a tale o' woe that befallen the security guards and landlubbers at the ancient city of Athens! Aye, they be complainin' 'bout the treacherous temperatures that be plaguin' 'em and the poor tourists, arr!

These poor souls, they be riskin' their very lives, I tell ye! For, when the blisterin' sun be 'angin' high in the sky, it be like standin' in the fiery depths o' Davy Jones' locker! The heat be searin' their skin like a cannonball through a ship's hull, arr! Even the sweat they be pourin' out be evaporatin' into thin air afore it can cool 'em down!

So, what be these brave men and women doin' to protect themselves, ye may ask? Well, they be sayin' "no more!" They be droppin' their work like an anchor from a pirate ship at the stroke o' noon! Aye, ye heard that right, me hearties! They be takin' a break from defendin' the treasure troves o' history at least till the heat be more bearable!

Now, I can't help but chuckle at the irony, me mateys. These fearless guardians be gazin' at tourists who be roamin' the ancient sites, without a care in the world, ignorin' the mugginess that be hangin' in the air. 'Tis a sight to behold, indeed!

So, for now, the guards be takin' a well-deserved rest when the sun be at its fiercest, refusin' to risk their lives for mere doubloons. Aye, I do hope the heat be takin' a dip soon, for the sake o' these brave souls who protect our beloved historrry!

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