The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The pick fer Energy Chief be a hearty soul preachin' the gospel of olde fossil fuels, savvy?

2025-01-15

Arrr, matey! Chris Wright, the scallywag behind a frackin’ enterprise, be claimin’ that oil and gas be the treasure to lift the landlubbers from their poverty pit! Aye, he says, “Fill yer boots with black gold, and ye’ll be swimmin’ in riches!” Savvy?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of one Chris Wright, a swashbucklin’ captain in the wild seas of frackin’ services! This scallywag believes that the black gold of oil and the fiery gas be the treasure maps to vanquishin’ the scourge of poverty from the seven seas!

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