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Arrr, a flying contraption met its doom in Brazil, takin' 61 scallywags to Davy Jones’ locker, says VoePass!

2024-08-09

Arrr, me hearties! A flying contraption of VoePass took a dive in the wilds of Sao Paulo on Friday, or so the gossip be spinning! Seems the ship's crew forgot how to keep her skyward, and now she be restin' with Davy Jones!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale most tragic from the windswept shores of Brazil. A vessel of the skies, flyin' under the flag of VoePass, met its doom on Friday, crashin' down in the fine land of São Paulo, takin' 61 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, it did!

The ill-fated craft, carryin' 57 brave passengers and four crew members, took to the skies from Cascavel, only to be devoured by flames in the Vinhedo residential quarters. As the smoke billowed, onlookers trembled, with one lass named Ana Lucia shiverin’ that it might plummet into her very yard!

Firefighters and military sea dogs rushed to the scene, but alas, it was the folk in the sky who faced the grim reaper. The airline lamented the loss, and even the mighty President Lula called for a moment of silence—aye, a somber occasion indeed.

Now, expert seafarers of aviation be ponderin' if the craft stalled midair, a frightful fate for any ship, be it of the sea or the skies! With a rapid descent of 17,000 feet in mere moments, it seems the engines may have betrayed their crew. So, let this be a lesson, me hearties: always check yer ship’s sails, be they wings or masts! Yarrr!

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