"Arrr, matey! President Petro be sayin’ Colombia won’t be takin’ no U.S. cannonball flights for wayward scallywags!"
2025-01-26
Arrr, matey! Gustavo Petro be spoutin’ on the X about treatin’ Colombian wayfarers as scallywags! He be turnin' back them U.S. warbird flights filled with landlubbers ready for walkin’ the plank! Let 'em sail free, I say!
Avast, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o’ the high seas of politics, where the winds be blowin’ harsh 'gainst poor Colombian souls! Our bold captain, Gustavo Petro, be spoutin’ words on the magical scroll known as X, claimin’ that the fine folks o’ the U.S. ought not to be treatin’ Colombian migrants like scallywags and knaves. Nay, these brave souls be seekin’ fair winds and calm waters, not the gallows!In a twist o’ fate that’d make even Blackbeard raise an eyebrow, Gustavo be declarin’ he hath turned away U.S. military ships laden with deportees, lookin’ to send ‘em back to their troubled shores. Can ye imagine the ruckus? “Nay, ye vile sea dogs, not on me watch!” he be shoutin', as he sends ‘em packin’ like unwanted barnacles on a ship's hull!
So, hoist the colors, ye hearty crew! For Gustavo be standin’ strong, fightin’ fer the rights of his fellow countrymen, sayin’ that every sailor deserves a fair chance on the open seas o’ opportunity. Let not the pirate ways of injustice rule the waves! Raise yer tankards and toast to the fightin’ spirit of Colombia, for even in the stormy seas of politics, humor be the wind in our sails!