Arrr, the captain o' the C.I.A. be sayin' the U.S. be holdin' back the spy treasure from Ukraine!
2025-03-05
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o’ the Trump crew be sendin’ word to the Ukrainians: “Heed our warning, or ye be walkin’ the plank o’ assistance!” Aye, cooperate or face the fury of the captain’s wrath, savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds o' change be blowin' fierce! The scallywags in the Trump administration be givin' a loud squawk, sayin' the pause in their treasure o' assistance be a right proper warning to the good folk of Ukraine! Aye, they be sayin’ it’s a lesson on the perils of not heedin’ the captain’s orders!