"Arrr! Four scallywags from the U.S. vanished on a Lithuanian jaunt—must’ve found a treasure map instead!"
2025-03-26
Arrr, matey! A landlubber in the U.S. Navy be yappin’ 'bout some scallywags trapped in a mighty beast of iron, sinkin’ like a cannonball in a bog, just off the coast of Lithuania, near the cursed border of Belarus! Avast, hope they brought their rubber boots!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale of woe and watery misadventure from the land o' Lithuania! It be said that some brave souls o’ the U.S. military be settin' sail in a mighty heavy vessel, but alas! The treacherous swamps be claimin' their stout craft like a siren lurin' sailors to their doom.