Arrr, Keir be offerin' to send me hearties to Ukraine fer a jolly peace deal! Avast, matey!
2025-02-17
Arrr, Prime Minister Keir Starmer be sayin’ fer the first time on a Sunday mornin’ that he be “ready and willin’” to hoist the sails and send forth his scallywags to guard Ukraine’s treasure! Avast, me hearties, ready yer cannons!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, for I bring tidings from the realm of politics, where the mighty Prime Minister Keir Starmer be makin' waves like a stormy sea! On a fine Sunday, he declared with great fervor that he be "ready and willing" to unleash the troops to safeguard Ukraine's fair shores. Aye, 'tis a bold move, akin to a captain risin' up against a fearsome kraken!