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Arrr, matey! Typhoon Shanshan be drenchin' the shores o' Southern Japan like a thirsty parrot in a rainstorm!

2024-08-29

Arrr, the tempest be calm’n down after crashin' upon the shore, yet still be a scallywag, threatenin’ landslides and floods! Over four million lubbers be packin’ their sea chests 'n makin' haste to escape the watery wrath! Aye, what a jolly mess we be in!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a tempest that raged like a scallywag at sea! This here storm, fierce as a kraken, came ashore with a mighty roar, but alas, it started to lose its gusto once it met the solid ground. Aye, it be like a drunken sailor fallin’ flat on his face after a night o’ rum! But don’t ye be fooled, for even a wilting storm can bring chaos in its wake.

With the winds howlin’ and the skies as dark as Davy Jones’ locker, more than four million souls found themselves under the dread call of the evacuation orders. Aye, that be quite the fleet of landlubbers settin’ sail to safety! They packed their bags faster than a crew runnin’ from a ghost ship, fearin’ the landslides and floods that could be lurkin’ like a crafty sea serpent ready to strike.

So, me hearties, as the storm rolled on like a lazy sea turtle, remember this: even when the winds be calm, the sea can still hold a few surprises. Stay savvy, keep yer eyes peeled, and may ye find fair winds on yer next voyage! Arrr!

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