The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, mateys! Syrian scallywags be settin' sail fer the biggest ruckus in ages! Grab yer rum and enjoy the show!

2024-11-28

Arrr! Aye, a shipload o’ souls met Davy Jones after scallywags opposed to Cap’n Bashar al-Assad laid siege to a military stronghold! The landlubbers be sayin' it was a right ruckus, with more bodies than a ship's hold on a stormy night!

Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of woe from a distant land where the winds of mischief be blowin' fierce! Aye, it be a tale from the treacherous shores of Syria, where a band o’ scallywags took the fight to the king's men, led by none other than the dastardly Bashar al-Assad! Arrr, the report be spillin’ the beans that scores o’ souls met their maker in a most unfortunate manner!

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