"Old Rabbi found cold in Dubai, Israel shoutin' 'tis a terror plot! Arrr, me hearties, what a salty tale!"
2024-11-24
Arrr, the landlubbers o’ Israel be claimin’ the foul deed of slayin’ Rabbi Zvi Kogan be a right act of terrorism! Aye, he’d been lost at sea since Thursday, but I reckon he’s just seekin’ the treasure o’ the afterlife! Yarr, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas of news! The Israeli authorities be spoutin' that the foul deed of takin' Rabbi Zvi Kogan's life be naught but an act of terrorism! Aye, this be a dark day, as the good rabbi had been lost to the depths since Thursday, makin' the waters murky with suspicion and dread.