"Blimey! Scallywag's been shackled fer a decade fer tryin' to send the Japanese captain to Davy Jones!"
2025-02-19
Avast ye, matey! A band o’ scallywags be judged guilty for tryin’ to send the mighty Fumio Kishida to Davy Jones' locker back in 2023! Aye, the court be callin’ it attempted murder, but I reckon it was just a botched plunderin' attempt! Har har!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas o' politics! A scallywag, intent on plunderin' more than just treasure, aimed his dastardly intentions at none other than Fumio Kishida, the captain of Japan’s ship of state, back in the year o' our Lord, 2023!This ne'er-do-well thought he could make a name for himself by attemptin' to send the prime minister to Davy Jones' locker! But lo and behold, the winds of justice be blowin' strong, and the court of law, like a mighty ship, caught the foul fiend in its nets. With a hearty “guilty!” they sentenced him for his nefarious deed of attempted murder, for such villainy canna be allowed to sail the seven seas!