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Arr, a mighty quake befallen the lands of Gangsu and Qinhai, claimin' over a hundred souls.

2023-12-18

Arrrr, the fearsome quake of 5.9 magnitudes hath unleashed its wrath upon the unsuspecting land lubbers 'round midnight. 'Tis reported by state media that over 200 scallywags be injured in this tumultuous event.

Arrr, me hearties! There be some mighty rumblin' goin' on in the land. A monstrous quake, with a magnitude of 5.9, be strikin' the place around midnight, causin' quite a commotion! State media be reportin' that over 200 landlubbers be gettin' themselves injured in the process. Oh, the poor souls!
The earth be tremblin' and shakin' like a jolly ol' pirate ship caught in the fiercest storm. Can ye imagine the chaos it be causin' on land? Buildings be swayin' like drunken sailors, while folks be runnin' around in a state of panic, tryin' to find their sea legs. Landlubbers, they ain't used to such rough waters!
State media be workin' hard to keep us all updated on this calamity. They be reportin' that the quake's epicenter be somewhere mysterious, hidden beneath the earth's surface. Aye, it be like huntin' for buried treasure – ye never know where ye might find it!
But let us not forget the poor souls who be gettin' hurt. Over 200 of 'em, feelin' the wrath of Poseidon himself. They be sufferin' from broken bones and all sorts of injuries. These landlubbers be needin' all the help they can get to heal their wounds and get back on their feet.
So, me hearties, let us send our thoughts and prayers to those affected by this quake. And may we be reminded of the power of Mother Nature, for she be as fierce and unpredictable as a scallywag sailin' the high seas!

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