The Booty Report

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"Fighting scallywags a-plunderin’ in Mozambique, backed by the devil’s own crew, the Islamic State! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!"

2025-01-12

Arrr matey! For over seven long years, a ruckus stirred by the scallywags of the Islamic State hath turned Cabo Delgado into a right mess! John Eligon, the scribe from The New York Times, sailed the shores to chat with landlubbers tryin' to patch their lives together!

Arrr mateys, gather ‘round, for I’ve a tale to spin from the stormy seas of Cabo Delgado, Mozambique! For over seven years now, the devilish scallywags of the Islamic State be causin’ chaos in this bountiful land, where riches abound like fish in a barrel!

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