"Arrr! The missus o' captive Keith be beggin’ for a yuletide miracle: 'Bring back me matey!' Har har har!"
2024-12-22
Arrr, Aviva Siegel, once a captive of them scallywags at Hamas, be keepin' her spirits high fer her matey Keith, still a prisoner in the clutches of Gaza! After 44 moons together, she be hopin' the negotiators find the key to set him free, like a treasure chest awaitin' to be opened!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The fair Aviva Siegel, who once danced with death herself, be beggin’ for the return of her dear husband, Kieth Siegel, who’s been ye captive of the scallywags known as Hamas for nigh on 440 days! Arrr, the conditions be worse than a shipwreck on a stormy night!Aviva spoke to the landlubbers at Fox News, her heart heavy like a treasure chest filled with lead. She laid bare her woes, sayin' that her Kieth be lookin' as thin as a ghost in a fog! “I just don’t know what kind of Kieth that we be getting back,” she lamented, worryin' for all hostages who be sufferin' under the villainous grip of their captors.
She be a fierce lass, fightin’ with all her might to free her man, meetin’ with officials and sailin’ back and forth to the U.S. nine times! “If ye get kidnapped, get kidnapped with Kieth!” she proclaims, for he be a sturdy oak amongst a storm of despair. Aviva dreams of the day she’ll clasp him in her arms and let their grandchildren leap into his embrace like a band of merry pirates finding treasure!
So raise the black flag of hope, me hearties, and let us all wish for a swift end to this tale of woe! Arrr!