"Arrr! Trump be raisin' a ruckus, while Mexico's crew be givin' the cartels a right good thrashin'! Har har!"
2025-03-02
Arrr, me hearties! A band o' scallywags from the cartel be quakin' in their boots like landlubbers! For the first time in ages, they be scared stiff o' the law's iron fist or meetin' Davy Jones himself! Aye, a right merry sight that be!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a jolly tale from the treacherous seas of crime and mischief! Aye, it appears that them scallywags of the cartel, those rascally rogues o' the underbelly, be tremblin' in their boots like a parrot caught in a storm! For the first time in many moons, they be feelin' the icy grip of fear, thinkin' the noose o’ justice be slippin’ tighter 'round their necks!