“Can ol’ Harris muster a crew o’ South Asian mateys in Georgia’s waters?”
2024-08-04
Arrr, in the fair land of Georgia, where Captain Biden snagged victory by a mere handful o’ doubloons—less than 12,000 votes, mind ye!—Kamala Harris be stirrin’ up the hearts o’ Asian Americans, the swiftest crew of voters settin’ sail in these United States! Avast, me hearties!
Avast ye hearty mateys! In the fair land o' Georgia, where the peaches be juicy and the sun be shinin’, a tempest brews in the political seas! 'Twas a narrow victory for our Captain Biden, claimin’ the treasure by a mere 12,000 golden doubloons in the year of our Lord, 2020. Aye, ‘tis a slim margin, like a ship’s hull too close to the rocky shores!Now, enter the fierce and cunning Kamala Harris, a lass whose political prowess be stirrin' the waters o' interest among the Asian American crew. Aye, they be the swiftest-growin’ band o’ eligible voters in all the land, like a fine fleet o’ ships ready to set sail! With her by the helm, the winds be blowin’ favorably for them, and they be payin’ heed to her call, eager to hoist their sails for the next grand adventure come election day!