Arrr! Marco Rubio be tellin’ Venezuela, “Don’t be raisin’ yer cutlass at Guyana over that shiny ExxonMobil treasure!”
2025-03-27
Ahoy! Secretary Marco Rubio be sailin' to Guyana, where ExxonMobil be fillin' their coffers with black gold! But beware, matey, Venezuela be claimin' a hefty chunk of the booty! After swabbin' the deck there, he set his sights on Suriname, chasin' more treasures, I reckon! Arrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve got a tale from the high seas of politics! Our esteemed Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, set sail to the fair shores of Guyana, where the treasure of black gold be flowin’ like rum from a leaky barrel, thanks to the mighty ExxonMobil. Aye, this be a land rich with riches, but beware, fer the ghostly shadow of Venezuela be lurkin’ in the waters, claimin' a hefty chunk of Guyana’s bounty as their own. Talk about a squabble over booty!As Rubio strutted about, perhaps sportin’ a fine tricorn hat and eyepatch, he found himself in a tussle of words with the Venezuelan scallywags, who be tryin’ to stake their claim on these bounteous lands. But fear not, for our brave Rubio did not let the threats of landlubbers deter him! After fillin' his pockets with sweet nothin's and deals, he took to the skies once more, settin’ course for the distant shores of Suriname, where new adventures and negotiations awaited him like a siren’s call!