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Arrr! Pro-Palestinian scallywags be stormin’ the court whilst the Israeli lads tussle with the French! What a jolly ruckus!

2024-12-19

Arrr, matey! On the high seas of a basketball match, scallywags of the anti-Israel crew be raisin' a ruckus, brandishin' their Palestinian colors like they be takin' on Davy Jones himself! Chaos erupted, and the stands be a-flappin' like a ship caught in a storm! Avast, what a sight!

Avast, ye scallywags! A tempest brewed during a grand spectacle of hoops as a band of raucous miscreants, brandishing the flag o’ Palestine, stormed the court like a ship set ablaze in the midst of a squall! This chaos erupted at a basketball bout in Nanterre, France, where Israel's Hapoel Holon clashed with France's Nanterre 92, makin’ the stands more unruly than a tavern brawl!

As the match sailed into the third quarter, around a dozen ruffians leapt onto the court, raisin’ their flags high and stirrin’ the ire of the Jewish supporters hootin’ for the Israeli crew. Like a band of marauders, some of these knaves even hurled themselves into the crowd, only to be swiftly nabbed by the sea dogs of security. Meanwhile, the pro-Israel lot erupted in chants fit to wake the Kraken!

After a brief scuffle and a round of cannon fire—err, I mean, police detainment—the game resumed, albeit with extra security to keep the peace. Despite the tumult, Hapoel Holon fell to Nanterre with a score of 87-77, but fear not! They still sailed on to the Top 16 stage, as luck be a fickle mistress. So, raise a tankard to hoops, hijinks, and a good ol' fashioned ruckus on the court! Yarrr!

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