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Avast ye mateys! Henry Cuellar and his wench be caught in a scandal of bribery! Walk the plank, I say!

2024-05-03

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Mr. Cuellar and his goodly wench be accused of takin' bribes from a bank in Mexico City and a grand oil and gas company from faraway Azerbaijan. He swears upon his trusty cutlass they be innocent as a newborn lamb. Arrr!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Mr. Cuellar and his fair lass be accused of takin' bribes from a bank in Mexico City and an oil and gas company owned by Azerbaijan. But fear not, for Mr. Cuellar be swearin' on his trusty cutlass that they be innocent as a newborn babe!
Aye, the accusations be spreadin' faster than a fire on a powder keg, but Mr. Cuellar be standin' tall like a mast on a ship in a storm. He be claimin' that he and his bonny wife be as pure as the waters of the Caribbean, and that these accusations be nothin' but a foul wind blowin' in from Davy Jones' locker.
So me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to Mr. Cuellar and his lady, for they be fightin' against the tide of corruption and deceit. Let us stand by them like a loyal crew, ready to defend their honor with every breath in our salty lungs!

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