The Booty Report

Arrr! Israel be swingin' like a ship in a storm 'twixt joy and woe 'bout that cease-fire, matey!

2025-01-22

Avast, me hearties! Over 30 landlubbers be freed during the calm o' battle in Gaza. Yet, the scallywags of Israel be feelin’ a wee bit torn, thinkin’ this deal cost 'em more than a chest o’ doubloons! Arrr, the price be steep as a crow's nest!

Aye, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale from the shores of Gaza, where the winds of cease-fire be blowin'! More than thirty scallywags, I mean hostages, be ready to sail away free as birds, but lo! The crew of Israel be feelin' as torn as a ship's sail in a stormy sea!

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