Avast! Iran's sneaky nuclear crew be plundering top rocket docks like scallywags at a treasure map! Arrr!
2025-01-31
Arrr, me hearties! Word from the depths reveals that scallywags linked to Iran's nuclear mischief be settlin' in two of Tehran's finest sky-sailing yards. A whole crew o' buccaneers be plottin’ under the stars—hope they don’t blow up their own ship!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of Iran, where a secret crew be hoistin’ the sails o’ a nuclear plot! A clandestine band, known as the Organization of Defensive Innovation and Research, be snugglin’ beneath the flag of the space program, schemin’ to unleash atomic fury while pretendin’ to launch shiny rockets into the sky!Word from the scallywags within the Iranian regime be that these rascals be usin’ the Shahroud Space Center and the Imam Khomeini Spaceport to whip up some devilish devices, includin’ the Ghaem-100 missile—fit for carryin’ a nuclear payload, aye! And let me tell ye, this be no ordinary contraption; it be capable o’ reachin’ lands far and wide, creatin’ quite the ruckus if unleashed!
Reports from the National Council of Resistance of Iran, bless their spyglass, claim the rogue IRGC be playin’ a dangerous game, hidin’ behind the jolly visage of satellite launches whilst workin’ on warheads. They say the mullahs be gatherin’ enough enriched uranium to make a small fleet of bombs, so keep yer eyes peeled, me mateys!
So, as the winds blow and the tides turn, remember this tale of deception and ambition from the high seas of nuclear treachery, and beware the dangers that lurk beneath the surface!