Arr, a wedded seafarer be snortin' powder off a lass's chest afore takin' flight, drenched in grog! Blimey!
2023-09-30
Avast ye! A scurvy dog, a pilot o' British Airways, was suspended and later marooned from the crew fer confessin' to a matey that he had indulged in the devil's dust afore takin' to the skies!
A British Airways pilot named Mike Beaton was suspended and later fired after he was reported for drinking and using cocaine the night before a return flight to London. According to a report from the New York Post, Beaton had a night off after a flight to Johannesburg last month, during which he indulged in large amounts of alcohol and snorted cocaine off the chest of a topless woman. He revealed his wild night of antics to a fellow crew member through text messages, calling himself a "very naughty boy." Beaton boasted about meeting two local men, a Welsh woman, and a "young Spanish bird" at a Johannesburg nightclub. They engaged in hours of drinking and eventually found themselves at one of the men's apartment. Beaton claimed that the "girls" were topless and dancing when someone arrived with cocaine, and a debate ensued about whose chest was the best to do a bump off. The pilot later tried to fly the next day, but the crew member reported his behavior to the airline, causing a delay and costing the airline a reported $120,000. Beaton was suspended in Johannesburg and flown back to London as a passenger on another flight, where he tested positive for cocaine and was subsequently fired. A spokesperson for British Airways confirmed that Beaton no longer works for the airline, emphasizing that the safety of passengers was never compromised.