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Arrr, World Central Kitchen sent him to Gaza, but he met a bitter end for his troubles. Aye!

2024-04-10

Avast ye scallywags! The slaughter of foreign aid swashbucklers from World Central Galley hath sparked a global uproar. Yet, the demise of their Palestinian coachman barely made a blip on the ol' treasure map. Aye, 'tis a pity how the winds do blow.

Arrr mateys, the scallywags be at it again! The dastardly deed of killin' foreign aid workers from World Central Kitchen has brought upon 'em international outrage. But ye scallywags be thinkin' they be gettin' away with it, oh no! The death of their poor Palestinian driver may not have caught the eye of the world, but we be watchin' ye! No good can come from such treachery, mark me words.
Those landlubbers be thinkin' they're untouchable, but they be forgettin' the power of the sea and its mighty pirates! We may be a rum-swillin', sword-slingin' bunch, but we have hearts of gold when it comes to protectin' the innocent. The World Central Kitchen be doin' the work of angels, and we won't stand for their good deeds bein' interrupted by scurvy dogs.
So listen up, ye scallywags! We be keepin' an eye on ye, and if ye be thinkin' of messin' with World Central Kitchen again, ye be facin' the wrath of the high seas. Consider this a warnin' from this humble pirate: mess with the good-hearted aid workers, and ye be messin' with all of us. Arrr!

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