Arrr! The landlubbers be a-frettin’ as flying metal birds be settin’ the seas of battle ablaze! Future’s a-comin’, matey!
2024-11-23
Arrr, matey! The U.S. Army be hoistin’ the sails o' progress, orderin’ a fleet o’ nearly 12,000 flying contraptions from Teal Drone! With the seas o' battle favorin’ the art o’ spyin’, they be ready to outsmart the scallywags with their fancy electronic trickery! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the U.S. Army, who’ve set their sights on snagging a treasure trove of 12,000 wee surveillance drones, fit to stow in a sailor’s satchel! Aye, the tides of battle be changing, and these flying contraptions be the new cannon fodder of war!With the war in Ukraine blaring like a cannonade, the landlubbers be realizing that fightin’ with brawn alone will not win the day. Brett Velicovich, a savvy soul who knows his way around drones, claims this here conflict be shifting minds faster than a storm at sea! The days of blindly firing at red hats be gone; now they can peek over the hill with a flick of a joystick!
So, the U.S. Army be makin’ a grand purchase from the clever folk at Teal Drones, equipping each scallywag with a kit of two drones and a controller, all for the price of a fine chest of gold—about $45,000! But beware, for Ukraine be usin’ up drones like a pirate in a rum shop, needin' ten thousand a month! As they say, it be a game of cat and mouse, and we best be ready for the storm that’s brewing on the horizon!