Arrr! The vice captain o’ the Philippines be threatenin’ to send the big captain to Davy Jones' locker! Har har!
2024-11-23
Arrr, me hearties! Vice Captain Sara Duterte be blabberin’ of a scallywag hired to take down her own captain, the president! 'Tis a right jolly threat, as the political seas be stormy! Avast, what a merry show these landlubbers put on!
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round fer a tale most scandalous from the Philippines! Vice President Sara Duterte, daughter of the notorious Rodrigo, be makin’ waves like a tempestuous sea, claimin’ she done hired an assassin to send the president, his missus, and top mates to Davy Jones’ locker, should she meet her own tragic end!In a raucous online gathering, she warned with all the seriousness of a pirate’s oath that if she were to be silenced, the mighty Ferdinand Marcos Jr. would find himself in the crosshairs. The presidential crew be takin’ this threat as serious as a shipwreck, heightenin’ security for the president like a well-guarded treasure!
But the seas be stormy, as whispers of betrayal and corruption swirl ‘round ‘em. Duterte be furious, spittin’ curses at Marcos and his allies, claimin’ they be tryin’ to drown her crew in political muck. And if she were to bite the dust, she’s given orders for a bloodbath to follow—no joke, she says!
Now, the armed forces declare they’ll keep their heads above water and stay neutral, while the whole saga leaves the public wonderin’ what might come next in this high-seas drama of betrayal and intrigue! Avast, what a time to be sailin’ through the tumultuous waters of Philippine politics!