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Arrr! Judge be callin' a meetin' to poke the Trump crew 'bout their flying scallywags back to Davy Jones' locker!

2025-03-17

Arrr, the Trump crew be tryin' to scuttle the hearing and toss the judge overboard, while them White House scallywags be ready to clash like swabs in a stormy sea! Aye, it be a right jolly mess on the high seas of politics!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Trump crew, who be sailin’ the turbulent seas of the courtroom! Aye, it be a tale of treachery and tempests, where the captain of the White House be wantin' to toss the whole hearing overboard! Aye, they be strivin' to send the judge to Davy Jones' locker and rid themselves of the legal scallywag, all whilst puffin' their chests out like proud roosters!

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