"Avast ye! Trump be tossin' the Venezuelans’ lifeboat, leavin' 'em adrift! Arrr, what a jolly mess, matey!"
2025-02-02
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer the tale of a lobster skirmish in Nova Scotia, where crustaceans be battlin' like scallywags over a treasure of seaweed! ‘Twas claws and chaos, with nary a plank in sight! Hoist the sails, we’ve got a seafood squabble on the horizon!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the most peculiar scuffle to ever grace the briny deep—a lobster war in the wilds of Nova Scotia! Aye, ye heard me right! Not a battle o' cannonballs and cutlasses, but a ruckus over them delectable crustaceans clawing 'round on the ocean floor!