The Booty Report

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Arrr, Taiwan be passin' laws favorin' China, makin' the president as useful as a soggy biscuit! Aye matey!

2024-05-28

Arrr mateys! The scallywags in Taiwan's parliament, led by the Nationalist Party, be passin' new rules to plunder more gold from the treasure chest for their own pockets. Looks like the pirates be tryin' to take control of the ship's purse strings!

Avast ye mateys! In Taiwan, the scallywags in the opposition-controlled legislature be makin' changes that be pleasin' China and weakenin' the power of the island's president. The changes give the swashbucklers in the Nationalist Party more control over the purse strings, includin' defense spending that they be blockin' to curry favor with China.Arrr! The Nationalists be wantin' to reunite with China, their old matey from back in 1949 when they split durin' a civil war. They be takin' over the legislature by a hair's breadth after the elections in January, while the presidency be goin' to a scallywag from the Democratic Progressive Party who be favorin' Taiwan's independence from China.Thar be a ruckus outside the legislature, with thousands protestin' the changes. Inside, the chamber be a sight to behold, with banners supportin' both sides flappin' in the wind. Arguments be turnin' into shoves and shouts, like a proper pirate brawl on the high seas!

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