Arrr, Russia’s caught a scallywag thought to’ve sent a high-ranking admiral to Davy Jones’ locker in Moscow!
2024-12-18
Arrr, a scallywag’s been nabbed for the dastardly deed of sending Lt. Gen. Igor Kirillov and his matey to Davy Jones' locker on Tuesday! The landlubbers in Russia be spillin’ the beans, aye!
Arrr, gather round ye scallywags! A notorious suspect be seized fer the dastardly deed of sendin’ a senior Russian general to Davy Jones’ locker in Moscow! A lad from Uzbekistan, born in the year of our Lord 1995, be the culprit, though his name be lost to the ages.This landlubber's crime? A mighty explosion outside a cozy dwelling, takin’ down the grand Lt. Gen. Igor Kirillov and his mate, Maj. Ilya Polikarpov! With a sentence fit for a pirate’s worst nightmare—life behind bars—this scallywag claims he was lured by the Ukrainian Security Services to pull off such a foul trick!
With a contraption as deadly as a cursed cannonball, the lad parked a homemade bomb on a scooter and watched his target through a sneaky Wi-Fi camera from a rented vessel. Once the fish were on the hook, BOOM! The device went off, sending the generals to meet the kraken!
As the hunt for this Ukrainian plot thickens, the Russian folks be callin’ it a terrorist act, whilst the FSB swears to bring the real ruffians to justice. Methinks this be a tale of treachery that’ll echo through the seven seas for many a tide! Yarrr!