Arrr, the Trump crew be usin' the Alien Enemies Act to haul in scallywags anew! Avast, what a jolly mess!
2025-03-24
Arrr, by brandishin' the law, the landlubbers be strutting their fierce swagger, yet they dance 'round the edge of a federal judge's scallywag order like a parrot on a hot tin roof! Aye, bold but naught too foolish, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve got a tale of a landlubber administration, all puffed up like a ship’s sails in a stiff wind! They be brandishing the mighty act like a cutlass, flaunting their fierce stance, but fear not, for they be treading lightly on the treacherous waters o’ the law!Yarrr, it seems they be strutting about, showing off their swagger and bravado, yet keepin’ their eyes peeled for the watchful eye of a federal judge—aye, a judge who’s cast a mighty temporary restraining order upon their course! Like a wary captain avoiding a reef, they be makin’ sure not to run afoul o’ the court’s mighty decree, lest they find themselves in Davy Jones’ locker!
So here they sail, lookin’ fierce and bold, yet tiptoein’ like a scallywag walkin’ on a tightrope! It’s a curious dance, indeed, one that be ticklin’ the funny bone o’ any seafarin’ soul. Will they hoist the Jolly Roger or will they be caught in the storm o' their own makin'? Only the winds o’ fate know what lies ahead, but I reckon it be a jolly good show, me hearties!