"Arrr! That scallywag Trump be stirrin' the seven seas, makin’ the weary world shake like a landlubber's knees!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, in a time long past, when nations be fightin’ like scallywags for a piece o’ the map, that age be feelin’ as close as a ship's hull in a storm! Aye, hoist the flags, fer the politics be settin' sail once more!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears, fer I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the ruckus of yore, when nations be like scallywags at a treasure map, scratchin’ and clawing fer every scrap of land in sight. Aye, in those days of yesteryear, the globe be a jolly ol’ game o’ tag, where kings and queens be treatin’ their domains like a game o’ chess on the high seas.