Arrr! Trump be clearin’ his name, sayin’ Iran's runnin' the Houthi ship, political seas be stormy, matey!
2025-03-20
Arrr, me hearties! While them Iranian scallywags in Gaza, Lebanon, and Syria be flounderin' like a fish outta water, ol' Tehran be callin' on the Houthi rascals in Yemen to hoist their sails and unleash some mischief! Aye, the seas be churnin' with their dastardly plans!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the ruckus afoot in the tempestuous seas of the Middle East! It seems Iran be feelin' the squeeze, their proxy scallywags flounderin' in Gaza, Lebanon, and Syria like fish outta water. So, what do they do? They be settin’ their sights on the Houthi ruffians in Yemen, hopin’ to steer their ship back on course!Word from the crow's nest tells us that the cunning Khamenei be pullin’ the strings, givin' orders to the Houthi crew while his top brass from the Islamic Revolutionary Guard be makin’ decisions like a captain at the helm. Even ol' Trump, the captain of the U.S. ship, be swingin' his cutlass, threatenin' to unleash a storm upon these miscreants for their dastardly deeds!
With over a hundred attacks on merchant vessels since the latest ruckus began, the Houthi scoundrels be makin’ quite a name for themselves. An embassy in Yemen, run by the Quds Force, be servin’ as a base for their underhanded schemes, while Khamenei be makin’ sure they have all the cannonballs and cutlasses they need!
As the seas roil, Ali Safavi of the NCRI be shoutin’ from the deck that the true treasure lies in the hands of the Iranian people, who must rise against their captain! So hoist yer flag, me hearties, for the tides of war be ever changin’! Arrr!