The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, the scallywags in the House be givin' away billions to Ukraine, Israel, and Taiwan. Sailin' on a sea of gold!

2024-04-20

Arrr mateys! After many moons of plunderin' and pillagin' by them ultraconservative scallywags, the treasure chest finally be opened with cheers and grog all around. Aye, even the scurviest of pirates be seein' eye to eye on this one. A true victory for all hands on deck!

Arrr, me hearties! After many moons of delay at the hands of those scurvy dogs known as ultraconservative Republicans, the package finally be seein' the light of day. And would ye believe it, me shipmates, that there be overwhelming support from both sides of the plank? Aye, there be a broad consensus among these landlubbers!

But fear not, me fellow pirates, for the treasure be not yet in our hands. We must remain vigilant and keep a weather eye on those tricky politicians. They be known for their double-crossin' ways and we must be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger at a moment's notice.

So batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail, me hearties! The winds of change be blowin' in our favor, and with a bit of luck and a whole lot of rum, we'll soon be layin' claim to the riches we've been waitin' for. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, it be a good day to be a pirate!

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