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Avast ye mateys! 10 souls be sent to Davy Jones' locker after a fiery mishap at a Brazilian inn, yarr!

2024-04-26

Arrr! A fiery inferno hath engulfed a wee inn in Porto Alegre, Brazil, claimin' the lives of at least 10 landlubbers. This haven o' cheap lodgin' now lay in ruins, a tragic end to many a sailor's rest. May their souls find peace in Davy Jones' locker.

Avast ye hearties, a mighty fire hath ravaged a humble abode in the fair Brazilian city of Porto Alegre, leaving a trail of destruction and woe in its wake. The flames, fueled by the darkness of night, claimed the lives of at least 10 souls and left 11 others injured, as reported by the authorities.The inferno didst begin in the early hours within a three-story building, a place where single souls sought refuge but alas, proper licensing and a fire escape plan were lacking, as revealed by the fire brigade of Rio Grande do Sul on social media.A witness, in the throes of panic, recounted his escape from the fiery jaws of death, describing a harrowing dash through smoke and flames in the dead of night. "I only had time to don my trusty flip-flops and flee, leaving behind my poor sister who perished in the inferno," lamented Marcelo Wagner Schelech to the local press.Nine of the rescued souls were transported to hospitals, with five in critical condition, according to local authorities. The esteemed Mayor SebastiĆ£o Melo assured his loyal subjects that he was vigilantly monitoring the investigations into this tragic event.The ill-fated hotel, known as Garoa Floresta, is but one of many in the Garoa group, a chain with a checkered past of fires and misfortune. Let us hope that this cursed streak of bad luck shall soon come to an end, lest more lives be lost to the flames.

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