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Arrr! Bolsonaro be summoned to the court, accused o' tryin' to steal the crown like a scallywag!

2025-03-26

Arrr, matey! The grand court o’ Brazil be sayin’ the old captain, the former president, be swingin’ from the yardarm fer tryin’ to hold onto his treasure after losin’ the 2022 battle! A mighty fine plot, but now he be walkin’ the plank! Har har har!

Ahoy matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the land o’ Brazil, where the winds o’ justice be blowin’ fierce like a storm at sea! The grand court, the highest in the realm, hath proclaimed that the former captain o’ the ship o’ state shall face the judge’s gavel fer his foul misdeeds! Aye, this scallywag be accused of schemin’ like a crafty barnacle, tryin’ to cling to his treasure trove o’ power after bein’ cast adrift in the 2022 elections.

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